An Illustrated Short Story

Apparently, millionaire Bruce Wayne couldn't afford a new pair of Bat-pants.

When someone insinuates (or outright tells you) that writing isn't a legitimate career or way of life...

...ask them if they like to read the newspaper. Ask them what their favorite song is, their favorite TV show, the last movie they watched, the last book or magazine they read. The last website they browsed. The last instructional manual they used to put something together.

 Then calmly remind them that someone wrote every friggin' bit of that.

Milk for Dead Hamsters [Preview]

For a limited run in October, Killbasa will take over Milk for Dead Hamsters. All comics will star Poland's First (and most delicious) Avenger.

Here is a sausagey taste of what's to come...

For those of you who aren't familiar with Killbasa, he is a six-foot talking kielbasa with strands of sauerkraut for hair. That's about it.

Working on books has taken up most of my free time. I haven't posted a comic in 6 months. I felt that I've been long overdue so I'm going to overcompensate with a flurry of strips. Hope you enjoy it!

New Seefer Elliot title available now!

I'm happy to announce that the release of The Seefer Elliot Continuum: Divergence, is now available for your Kindle or Kindle reader.

"Divergence" follows Seefer soon after the infected agents attacked him at his school. The toll of his now extraordinary life begins to weigh heavy on him as Seefer struggles between truth, duty and vengeance.

"Divergence" is the third of four novelettes in the series. The fourth and final installment will arrive this fall.

I hope you enjoy it!

Yearbook woes

I was thumbing through some old yearbooks to find an appropriate picture for my "about the author" page in the "Egg-Boy" books. This was the best one I could find...

Adolescence sucks.

Giveaways are coming

In the next few weeks, I will be arranging some giveaways for the new paperback edition of Egg-Boy. The first is going on now at Goodreads. Enter below for a chance to win...

Goodreads Book Giveaway

The Reluctant Told Tales of Egg-Boy

by Pat Mallon

Giveaway ends July 31, 2013.
See the giveaway details at Goodreads.

Enter to win